17 Things You Only Know If You’re A Terrible, Terrible Cook

17 Things You Only Know If You’re A Terrible, Terrible Cook

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Tuesday, 09 May 2017
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17 Things You Only Know If You’re A Terrible, Terrible Cook

Krista Torres

1. Anytime you attempt to cook something, you burn it.

Yes, even frozen pizza.

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Yes, even frozen pizza.

2. And you can forget about baking.

Store bought cupcakes are the way to go.

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Store bought cupcakes are the way to go.

3. Just thinking about cleaning up afterwards gives you a headache.

My worst nightmare.

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My worst nightmare.

4. Your S.O. knows what they can expect from you.

Also: Me as a mom.

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Also: Me as a mom.

5. Even when you try to perform the easiest of tasks, such as reheating leftovers, you fail.

Damn, you, Olive Garden.

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Man, you, Olive Garden.

6. You’re incapable of boiling anything without the pot overflowing.

Every. Single. Time.

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Every. Single. Time.

7. You always manage to set off the smoke detector.

Hey, at least you know it works!

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Hey, at least you know it works!

8. When you have to use a knife, it’s inevitable that you’re going to get cut, too.

You can never do anything right!

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You can never do anything right!

9. You don’t understand what can and cannot go in the oven.

Or in the microwave for that matter.

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Or in the microwave for that matter.

10. You can never get the lids off jars.

The literal worst.

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The literal worst.

11. When you cook frozen food it’s usually still frozen in the middle.

Food Network

12. You can’t even cook something in the microwave without making a mess.

Hey, it's hard to judge how much liquid you can put in a cup.

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Hey, it’s hard to judge how much liquid you can put in a cup.

13. Your dinners typically look similar to this.

Delicious.

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Delicious.

14. Popcorn is pretty much off limits in your house.

Nothing smells worse than a house of burnt popcorn.

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Nothing smells worse than a house of burnt popcorn.

15. You always drop ingredients.

FML.

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Urgh.

16. You often ruin utensils when you are attempting to cook on the stove.

Burned spoons, melted handles....

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Burned spoons, melted handles….

17. BUT you CAN cook macaroni ‘n’ cheese*.

*Instant mac 'n' cheese.

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*Instant mac ‘n’ cheese.

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